FILIPINO FUNNY MOMENTS

Here are some of the first installments of some FILIPINO FUNNY MOMENTS taken from a website Kwelang Pinoy (blog.kwelangpinoy.com).

After reading these "moments" made me laugh and reminisce at the scenes. Such a great way to tickle our funny bones with this laughable item. More to come! 

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1. Nadia Montenegro promoting the movie, The Life Story of Julie Vega:
“I would like to invite everybody to watch the Life Story of Julie Vega. Kung nasaan man si Julie ngayon, I’m sure she’s very happy ‘coz it’s just around the corner.”

2. Melanie Marquez’s parting shot to Mrs. Dee, her former mother-in-law:
“You know, I’ll say this in English because Mrs. Dee doesn’t understand Tagalog. Mrs. Dee.. ang labo mo!”

3. Melanie Marquez accepting an award:
“Thank you very much. Ito na ang pinakamasayang pasko at manigong bagong taon sa inyong lahat.”

4. Melanie Marquez accepting another award:
“I want to thank my mother, my father and my parents.”

5. Melanie Marquez complementing Nikki Valdez backstage on her dance moves:
“Nikki, you’re so galing. You should go to the States. You will sell hotcakes!”

6. Melanie Marquez on Joey Marquez:
“Don’t judge my brother; he’s not a book!”

7. Melanie Marquez on her father:
“Ang tatay ko lang ang only living legend na buhay!”

8. Melanie Marquez feeling relieved:
“My answers have been prayered.”

9. An indignant Melanie Marquez:
“I won’t stoop down to my level!”

10. In the Mata ng Bayan portion of her show, Inday Badiday asks the usual questions to an abandoned street kid:
Inday: Kilala mo ba ako? (Do you know who I am?)
Street kid: Opo (Yes, maam)
Inday: Sino ako? (Who am I?)
Street kid: Bakla. (A homo).

11. On her new year’s eve show, Inday Badiday quizzes Madame Auring, fortune teller and walking plastic surgery disaster:
Inday: Ano ang iyong prediction kay Stella Suarez? (What is your prediction for Stella Suarez?)
Madame Auring: Lalo siyang sisikat sa darating na taon at malalampasan pa niya ang kasikatan ni Alma Moreno. (She’ll be more famous in the coming year and she’ll surpass the fame of Alma Moreno).
The following day’s headline: Stella Suarez Commits Suicide!

12. Towards the end of Kris Aquino’s interview with Jessa Zaragosa:
Kris: Describe Dingdong (Jessa’s husband) in three words.
Jessa: Actually, one word lang: My life.

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melanie marquez' famous quotes!

I've found this quotes of Melanie Marquez on a certain website and got really tickled. After making some researches, I've found out that Melanie, indeed, made her book. Her book of malapropism! I couldn't really help myself from laughing out loud! just imagine on how she does and talks it!  Here's some of the famous quotes of our beloved Miss International!

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“That’s why I’m a success, it’s because I don’t middle in other people’s lives.”

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 “Don’t judge my brother;  he’s not a book.”

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“I won’t stoop down to my level.”

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“Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep?”

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“Yung STD, baka sa maruming toilet lang niya nakuha yan.”

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“Eh, ikaw ba naman, durugin ang ari mo! Pag di ka naman manutok ng baril.”

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“We are lovers, not fighters.”

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“Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same.”

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“I don’t eat meat. I’m not a carnival.”

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“Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong taon sa inyong lahat.” (During her acceptance speech at a Metro Filmfest awards night where her bioflick, directed by her late father Temyong Marquez, won an award.)

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“Sumasakit ang migraine ko.”

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“Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay!”

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“Period na talaga; wala nang exclamation point.” (When asked on S-Files if her present husband, Adam Lawyer, is her Mr. Right .).

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“Oo nga”, said Melanie,”pero I-English-in ko para maintindihan niya.” Then Melanie looked into the camera and, with the peremptoriness of royalty, she said, “And to you, Mrs Dee, I have two words for you. Ang labo mo!”.

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“Dont worry little angel, big angel is here”.

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“He should be put behind bar”. You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can fool me thrice, but you can never fool me four”.

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“Nikki, you’re so galing. You should go to the states. You will sell hotcakes”.

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“They should talk behind the scene… (on Kris and Joey)

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“Hindi ba kayo naawa sa kapatid ko… sa mga kwento nya? Di ba kayo na-PERSUAVE ng mga kwento niya? Hindi si Joey ang tipong mambubugbog ng babae… talaga lang malapit siya sa mga gulo… PRO-ACCIDENT kasi siya eh.”

Boy Abunda: O melanie, paano na ang showbiz career mo ngayong magmo-Mormon ka na?
Melanie: Ah okay lang ‘yon Boy, kasi matagal na rin akong SEMI-RETARDED.

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“A man’s success is a woman’s behind.”

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“My husband was born on a silver spoon”

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Ate Luds: Paano ka nag-susurvive sa mga trials mo?
Melanie: Alam mo Ate Ludz, you know, when you are alone, you really have to istep your foot…ah, forward!

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“It’s not my problem anymore. It’s their problem anymore.”

Melanie Marquez was accosted by a certain guy from a certain TV network. He shouted, “Hey *****,” upon which Melanie turned around and retorted, “Don’t you ever, ever call me…hey!”

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“I keep my crown in the voltage.”

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“Well, I want to spend my holidays with my family most probably out of place. ”

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“Please watch HIRAM starring Aleck Baldwin (referring to Aleck Bovick) and myself. It’s DIRECTOR by Romy Suzara.” ( While she was in Morning Girls With Kris and Korina)

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“My answers have been prayered.” (After giving birth, and an interview on The Buzz )

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“Hello…Huwag kang tumahol sa sarili mong bakuran noh! You know, huwag kang tumahol like dogs.” (On ex-flame Lito Lapid, in response to being misunderstood )

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