SOP OCTOBER 25, 2009 TIM SONG KOO BY REGINE VELASQUEZ

I found this video from SOP featuring Regine Velasquez singing Bitoy's (Michael V.) song for Bubble Gang's 14th anniversary. This was kind of an old stuff already but i found this one very funny not to be posted. Also, im the biggest fan of Micahel V. and all his antics!

The music seemed to appear like of a Korean or Japanese since their telenovelas are most popular these days.

Please enjoy the music and video as i did!

Some Erap funny jokes

It's actually not yet officially over since there's still 3 days left until the counting of my "mock election"  but i had to end it here -- the first ever poll question on my blog, the presidential election. So, to give you the insight on what had happened during the "election", i included on the list the seven most prominent candidates for presidency. First off, we have

• Benigno Simeon "Noynoy" Cojuangco Aquino III- 20%
• Manuel "Manny" Bamba Villar, Jr. - 0%
• Jose Marcelo Ejercito - 40%
• Gilberto Eduardo Gerardo "Gilbert"/"Gibo" Cojuangco Teodoro, Jr. - 0%
•  Richard "Dick" Gordon - 20%
• Eduardo C. Villanueva - 20%
• Maria Ana Consuelo Madrigal-Valade - 0

Based on my survey (the number of participants withheld), the voters, who visited my site,  chose for Jose Marcelo Ejercito or Erap Estrada as their ideal president to be elected this coming May 2010 elections.
So, what's with Erap that mostly of my readers chose him? Since, i haven't featured him  yet on his "funny side", putting this entry on my blog will be the best idea to feature him - both on his best and funny side.

It may be unfair for the other presidential candidates not to feature their best sides but i have to warn you that Erap won our poll and i promised myself to feature the candidate's good side, whoever wins the poll.

Little did we know (probably most of us), that Erap's inauguration was featured on a 2000 peso bank note. I was searching something good about him but i found this much interesting. 

So much for the good side, though, let's proceed to the main event! I dont have much of Estrada's funny images but i have here what he was and is famous for - his diction. I have some listed here from some different websites and hope you like it. Take a read.

Erap was at a black tie party along with Reli German who supplied him with a constant flow of Blue Label. All the gentlemen came in black jackets, white shirts and black ties and the ladies in black gowns.

Erap thought it was a boring party so he kept drinking his Blue Label to get him through the night. Then he saw a lady in a white gown. "Reli, that's the lady I like," Erap said. "She is a non-conformist and a rebel. I think I will ask her to dance." "Madam, would you care to dance with the President of the Republic?" Erap asked.

The lady replied, "No, and I will give you 3 reasons why. Reason No. 1, I don't know how to dance." "That's a legitimate reason," Erap remarked.

"Reason No. 2, you are drunk," the lady continued. "That's your opinion," Erap said.

"Reason No. 3, I am Cardinal Sin."

 Here's another one:

ERAP: LOI WHILE LABORING.
Erap phoned a doctor, asking for assistance. Erap: Doc, what will I do? Loi is laboring and she’s in pain. Doctor: Is this her first baby? Erap: No, this is Erap.

And another:

"Use fish and pepper in a sentence," utos ng guro ni Erap noong ito'y estudyante pa lang.

"May I borrow a fish of pepper?" sagot ni Erap.

Nagpunta si Erap sa England at nag-meet sila ng prime minister. Habang kumakain, nagtanong ang prime minister.

"Is San Juanico Bridge the longest bridge in the Philippines?"

"Yes," mabilis na sagot ni Erap saka biglang nag-isip ng maitatanong din…

"Ah...Is London Bridge falling down?" 

Nanood ng three act play sina Erap at Loi sa Cultural Center. Pagkatapos ibaba ang telon nang matapos ang act I, nagyayaya na si Erap. "Tara na."

"Teka, intermission pa lang," sagot ni Loi.

"Hindi mo ba nabasa ang program?" tanong ni Erap sabay pakita ng program sa asawa. "Nakasulat * Act II Three Weeks Later. O, maghihintay ka pa?"

Legend of The Guardians : The Owls of Ga Hoole - Official Trailer [HD]

I dont know about you guys but OWLS always give me a creep!!

infested with the jejemons

Yesterday, as I went to a drugstore to buy something, I heard the DJ's on the radio talking about a certain topic. They seemed to be very happy about it (you could tell because of their boisterous laughter, especially the female DJ) and that made me stop and listen to what they were discussing. 

On  that certain point, while waiting for one of them to say their topic, i suddenly remember the jejemons. How they became so instantly famous! As i had the nasty thought of them, my consciousness went back to the radio as the female DJ laughed so hard and said "...so that's what the jejemons are!". I said to myself, "Wow! Didn't know they we're talking about them, too!"

If ever i was alone on that drugstore, i would laugh to death also about what i heard.

But anyways, this is the reason why i made this entry. I have an image here of the supposedly WIKIPEDIA website for the word "jejemons". But look what happened.

I tried to find out on WIKIPEDIA what "jejemon" really means but to my disappointment, i found it deleted! But anyhow, i didn't stop myself from looking the real meaning of that word -- what it really means from the linguist's point of view - a lexicographer, probably. 

I remember my friend, John Paul on Facebook tagged me something about what a "jejemon" means. I checked my FB once again and there! I found the website he sent me. It's called URBANDICTIONARY.COM. So, instead of giving you the long definition of this nonsense term, i'll give you the distinct characteristics of the jejemonsters.

1. usually seen around networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply (Multiply? but why?)
2. individuals with low IQ (hmm, probably...)
3. trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos
4. they can not express themselves in the English language as good as an average person  
5. they put too much letters and symbols in every word they say even in their god damn NAMES or ALIASES.
6. a person WhO tyPeZ lYKeS tH1s pfOuh.. whether you are RICH, MIDDLE CLASS or POOR ifpK eU tYpE L1K3 tHiS pfOuh..eU are CONSIDERED AS JEJEMON

 Anyways, if you'd like to see and ATLEAST check the website, you can  go here: urbandictionary.com

That will lead you to the site.

So much for that characteristic-thing of the jejemons. Let's tickle our funny bones by one of  their comrades' suicide note. Take a look.

Now, you tell me if you'd like to finish to read this suicide note. (I might take a suicide also if i did.)

n.b.

jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.

FILIPINO FUNNY MOMENTS

Here are some of the first installments of some FILIPINO FUNNY MOMENTS taken from a website Kwelang Pinoy (blog.kwelangpinoy.com).

After reading these "moments" made me laugh and reminisce at the scenes. Such a great way to tickle our funny bones with this laughable item. More to come! 

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1. Nadia Montenegro promoting the movie, The Life Story of Julie Vega:
“I would like to invite everybody to watch the Life Story of Julie Vega. Kung nasaan man si Julie ngayon, I’m sure she’s very happy ‘coz it’s just around the corner.”

2. Melanie Marquez’s parting shot to Mrs. Dee, her former mother-in-law:
“You know, I’ll say this in English because Mrs. Dee doesn’t understand Tagalog. Mrs. Dee.. ang labo mo!”

3. Melanie Marquez accepting an award:
“Thank you very much. Ito na ang pinakamasayang pasko at manigong bagong taon sa inyong lahat.”

4. Melanie Marquez accepting another award:
“I want to thank my mother, my father and my parents.”

5. Melanie Marquez complementing Nikki Valdez backstage on her dance moves:
“Nikki, you’re so galing. You should go to the States. You will sell hotcakes!”

6. Melanie Marquez on Joey Marquez:
“Don’t judge my brother; he’s not a book!”

7. Melanie Marquez on her father:
“Ang tatay ko lang ang only living legend na buhay!”

8. Melanie Marquez feeling relieved:
“My answers have been prayered.”

9. An indignant Melanie Marquez:
“I won’t stoop down to my level!”

10. In the Mata ng Bayan portion of her show, Inday Badiday asks the usual questions to an abandoned street kid:
Inday: Kilala mo ba ako? (Do you know who I am?)
Street kid: Opo (Yes, maam)
Inday: Sino ako? (Who am I?)
Street kid: Bakla. (A homo).

11. On her new year’s eve show, Inday Badiday quizzes Madame Auring, fortune teller and walking plastic surgery disaster:
Inday: Ano ang iyong prediction kay Stella Suarez? (What is your prediction for Stella Suarez?)
Madame Auring: Lalo siyang sisikat sa darating na taon at malalampasan pa niya ang kasikatan ni Alma Moreno. (She’ll be more famous in the coming year and she’ll surpass the fame of Alma Moreno).
The following day’s headline: Stella Suarez Commits Suicide!

12. Towards the end of Kris Aquino’s interview with Jessa Zaragosa:
Kris: Describe Dingdong (Jessa’s husband) in three words.
Jessa: Actually, one word lang: My life.

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melanie marquez' famous quotes!

I've found this quotes of Melanie Marquez on a certain website and got really tickled. After making some researches, I've found out that Melanie, indeed, made her book. Her book of malapropism! I couldn't really help myself from laughing out loud! just imagine on how she does and talks it!  Here's some of the famous quotes of our beloved Miss International!

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“That’s why I’m a success, it’s because I don’t middle in other people’s lives.”

                                             ooooooooooo

 “Don’t judge my brother;  he’s not a book.”

                                                                      ooooooooooo

“I won’t stoop down to my level.”

                                                    ooooooooooo 

“Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep?”

                                                     ooooooooooo

“Yung STD, baka sa maruming toilet lang niya nakuha yan.”

                                                    ooooooooooo

“Eh, ikaw ba naman, durugin ang ari mo! Pag di ka naman manutok ng baril.”

                                                    ooooooooooo

“We are lovers, not fighters.”

                                                    ooooooooooo

“Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same.”

                                                    ooooooooooo

“I don’t eat meat. I’m not a carnival.”

                                                    ooooooooooo

“Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong taon sa inyong lahat.” (During her acceptance speech at a Metro Filmfest awards night where her bioflick, directed by her late father Temyong Marquez, won an award.)

                                                                     ooooooooooo

“Sumasakit ang migraine ko.”

                                                       ooooooooooo

“Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay!”

                                                      ooooooooooo

“Period na talaga; wala nang exclamation point.” (When asked on S-Files if her present husband, Adam Lawyer, is her Mr. Right .).

                                                      ooooooooooo

“Oo nga”, said Melanie,”pero I-English-in ko para maintindihan niya.” Then Melanie looked into the camera and, with the peremptoriness of royalty, she said, “And to you, Mrs Dee, I have two words for you. Ang labo mo!”.

                                                       ooooooooooo

“Dont worry little angel, big angel is here”.

                                                       ooooooooooo

“He should be put behind bar”. You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can fool me thrice, but you can never fool me four”.

                                                             ooooooooooo

“Nikki, you’re so galing. You should go to the states. You will sell hotcakes”.

                                                                ooooooooooo

“They should talk behind the scene… (on Kris and Joey)

                                                            ooooooooooo

“Hindi ba kayo naawa sa kapatid ko… sa mga kwento nya? Di ba kayo na-PERSUAVE ng mga kwento niya? Hindi si Joey ang tipong mambubugbog ng babae… talaga lang malapit siya sa mga gulo… PRO-ACCIDENT kasi siya eh.”

Boy Abunda: O melanie, paano na ang showbiz career mo ngayong magmo-Mormon ka na?
Melanie: Ah okay lang ‘yon Boy, kasi matagal na rin akong SEMI-RETARDED.

                                                            ooooooooooo

“A man’s success is a woman’s behind.”

                                                           ooooooooooo

“My husband was born on a silver spoon”

                                                              ooooooooooo

Ate Luds: Paano ka nag-susurvive sa mga trials mo?
Melanie: Alam mo Ate Ludz, you know, when you are alone, you really have to istep your foot…ah, forward!

                                                            ooooooooooo

“It’s not my problem anymore. It’s their problem anymore.”

Melanie Marquez was accosted by a certain guy from a certain TV network. He shouted, “Hey *****,” upon which Melanie turned around and retorted, “Don’t you ever, ever call me…hey!”

                                                            ooooooooooo

“I keep my crown in the voltage.”

                                                             ooooooooooo

“Well, I want to spend my holidays with my family most probably out of place. ”

                                                              ooooooooooo

“Please watch HIRAM starring Aleck Baldwin (referring to Aleck Bovick) and myself. It’s DIRECTOR by Romy Suzara.” ( While she was in Morning Girls With Kris and Korina)

                                                                  ooooooooooo

“My answers have been prayered.” (After giving birth, and an interview on The Buzz )

                                                              ooooooooooo

“Hello…Huwag kang tumahol sa sarili mong bakuran noh! You know, huwag kang tumahol like dogs.” (On ex-flame Lito Lapid, in response to being misunderstood )

                                                              ooooooooooo

Sea of Garbage - where is it exactly?!

Here are some funny images of presidentiable Manny Villar. Im done with Noynoy so, to be fair with the others, I made one for Manny. I will make one for the others too. Since malapit na ang election, i've to catch up. No offense meant. Just for fun! Enjoy!

He always claims to have come from a poor family. That, according to his political jingle (which, i presume, is familiarized by every kid and even by Kris' son, probably) swam in a sea of basura! I dont know how literally true!

This second image show's his "true ally", according to his critics. He's the real "tuta" of the Arroyo administration. I made myself laugh to this one because their faces really fits to each other. Take a look.

The last image shows Gloria Arroyo (or could this she be?). Just included this one here since Villar and Arroyo had been linked to each other lately.

So, that's only two of the installments. Many will still come. That's it for now! Please do subscribe.

Some FUNNY Filipino Signs

I wanted waitress (Bring the bio deta)

Entrance only Do not Enter 

Dont Enter Your Slipper

Rules to be Follows

our guest pls do not inter

Vice Ganda as the JEJEMON-hunter

Haha! Very funny! Didn't know Vice Ganda is also a JEJEMON-hunter! Galit din pala xa sa mga dun!

From "Cooper" to Mr. President

LOL! Didn't know the GLEE casts are for Noynoy! But am wondering what they're "smiling" at? and what's that "L" signs on their foreheads mean?!

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 Huh?! What's that? Looks like a cigarette stick. So, the no-bisyo image of Sen Noynoy is only but a show-off?! Now i remember the letter posted on my second entry. A LETTER TO NOYNOY FROM A FORMER ATENEO CLASSMATE. Here's the link. http://bananaandcarrot.blogspot.com/2010/04/letter-to-noynoy-from-former-ateneo.html

Dear Jessica - A Darth Vader love letter

I saw this image on a certain website and got really tickled by this so innocently-done love letter to his crush (probably). He's a Star Wars fanatic though!

A LETTER TO NOYNOY FROM A FORMER ATENEO CLASSMATE

Note: This letter i found on "Kapuso Mo, Jessica Soho" fanpage on facebook, is very intriguing. Im not an anti-Noynoy or pro-whoever. I just want to share something which is already shared. If you have any comment about this letter, please do so. Every comment is very valuable and respected. Again, to whomever wrote this letter, i do not own anything.

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 Dear Noynoy:

We were classmates at the Ateneo and I have no doubt that you would remember me even if we were not close. Hint: I was one of those who ribbed you about the low grade that Fr. Kreutz gave you in math because you could never seem to get your fractions right. Remember going ballistic over that ribbing?

Anyway, reading the psychological report that was posted on the Internet a few days ago certainly made me remember you. I heard you say on the news that the report was fake but you did admit that there were some things in it that were true. “Part truths” I think were your exact words. It fascinated me enough to want to read the report carefully to check out which were those things that were true.

Obvious things first, those facts that any of our classmates can confirm if asked. One of these is, as the report says, you have a labile disorder. This is whole truth. Even Fr. Gorospe would be distracted by your drooling during our oral exams. Fr. Ferriols, who made a point of showing he didn’t like you, would make side comments about it that led your classmates to give you the nickname “Cooper,” a reference to Cupertino school where we would teach Catechism to retarded children. I, however, never called you Cooper.

The report says that you have a “major depressive disorder.” Well, I honestly don’t know if that is true. What I do know is that in school you were very temperamental and had sudden mood swings. Isang minuto, nakikikain ka kay brudda francis, maya’t maya nagagalit ka na. Many of our classmates can attest to witnessing scenes like this.

The report said that you used to go with your mom to see Dr. Manuel Escudero. That is a whole truth. I remember seeing you at Tito Maning’s high rise apartment on Roxas Boulevard when we were still kids. Tito Maning was a consultant with the WHO here in Manila but he was also a psychiatrist who treated only the high society people in Manila. Even Imelda Marcos was his patient. Unfortunately, so was my mom who suffered from insecurities due to my dad’s numerous infidelities. Tito Maning’s wife, Tita Jo, was a very good artist who had a couple of exhibits of her work before they left Manila for good a few years after martial law was declared. They lived in Topeka, Kansas. After they left, I kept a correspondence for a while with their very cute daughter Nina who I am sure you remember. I had such a crush on her. Maybe you did too. She used to talk to us “little folk” in the sala of their apartment while the “big folk” would lock themselves in the room and discuss “big folk” matters. She wanted to go to ballet school or some dance school which she did, I think, and I eventually lost track of her.

About your smoking marijuana, I also can’t say if that is wholly true. What I do know is that you would try to tag along with a group of students that would hang out with Ma’am Gloria Arroyo. Mga students niya sa Economics. She was always surrounded by bright and handsome students kaya hindi ka pinapansin. Pati si Ma’am Placer, she never gave you the time of day kasi people said you were “medyo weird” and your grades were mababa per her standards. Pero, you still tried to hang out with those guys. Trying hard to belong ba. I know those guys would drink na kasama pa si Miss Rosales na pag lasing na, kumakanta ng Spanish songs in Spanish. They would drink dozens of bottles of beer at Shakey’s Katipunan because Mrs. Ramos (our Spanish teacher in case you don’t remember) owned the restaurant. This group was also known to also smoke joints in the college auditorium, up in the closed space where the spotlights were. So, if you were hanging out with them then, you were probably also smoking marijuana too.

The report said you had a flight attendant girl friend. This is another whole truth. I will not mention her name here to protect her but she was a PAL stewardess. I found out about this because I was on a flight with Fr. Samson once and she was the one who seated us. When she found out we were from Ateneo, she introduced herself and said she was the girl friend of an Atenean and mentioned your name. Fr. Samson then asked jokingly if you were a good boy friend to her. She shrugged and said you were “okay” but she was bothered because you were “too conservative.” You didn’t even like to kiss her daw because you were saving her for the wedding night. And you insisted that she dress very conservatively. Jealous boy friend ka daw. No wonder that relationship ended. Maybe that’s why you got so depressed over it.

About the report. I know that Tito Caluag is one of your best friends. His group of “friends” are some of the richest and most influential people in the country today. I know that you used to frequently visit his home. He hosts get-togethers where things that are too esoteric for me are the subjects of discussion. At one time, this group of yours even discussed the ousting of Fr. Nebres because Tito Caluag had his own ideas on how Ateneo should be run. Maybe your closeness to him is why he was the one you went to when you were depressed and why he was the one who handled your case and signed your psychological report. To keep things quiet. But I confess I actually don’t know. I do know that Tito Caluag was at one time your sister Kris’ father confessor. He may not be a very trustworthy father confessor, though, because many have heard him say aloud that “walang ginawa si Kris Aquino dito sa Ateneo kundi habulin si Alvin Patrimonio at mag-emote sa quadrangle”.

Anyway, yun muna. Good luck on your presidential run. If you become president of the Philippines, that would be really something ha! From “Cooper” to “Mr. President” when brighter and more scheming Ateneans like Mar Roxas and Dick Gordon have not been able to make it is an achievement that Mr. Ripley should feature.

Your old friend,

Tomcat

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Dont ever rely on online translators

I'm always amused on how people post newsfeeds on facebook, shoutouts on friendster and more. Some, because they don't want to directly "shout" to the world what they wanted to say, they did it through complicating us by curiosity. They did it by posting words or phrases using the foreign language which needs to use translation. Well, translation online is very helpful but the question is: "Does it really help?"

Some of my friends are also using foreign language on posting their newsfeeds Some even use much complicated means by using Japanese and Chinese characters.

I say, never ever rely on online translator because it's not even accurate. Some, if you're vigilant enough, you'll know the mistakes when already translated. I have here an example of a sentence/phrase which is translated from English to French and then translated back from French to English. Take a look:



English:
there are times when i look above and beyond, there are times when i feel your love around me baby



French:
il y a des périodes quand je regarde au-dessus de et là-bas, là sont des périodes où je sens votre amour autour de moi bébé




There. what seem to be the problem? There seem none. But if you're a fluent and a natural speaker of that language, you'll know the problem. Let's now do it vice versa using the same words.




French:
il y a des périodes quand je regarde au-dessus de et là-bas, là sont des périodes où je sens votre amour autour de moi bébé



English:
periods ago when I look above and over there, there are periods when I feel your love around me baby




See, this is exactly the reason im doubtful in using online translator. But, again, if you're vigilant enough to know the wrong and/or if you know the right website that gives correct translation, you may do so. Not every website gives us that mistake, anyways.


translation sources:http://babelfish.yahoo.com/translate_txt

***this article is taken from my other multiply blog.
http://bananamaninc.multiply.com/journal/item/26/Dont_ever_RELY_on_online_translator_--_blog