I've found this quotes of Melanie Marquez on a certain website and got really tickled. After making some researches, I've found out that Melanie, indeed, made her book. Her book of malapropism! I couldn't really help myself from laughing out loud! just imagine on how she does and talks it! Here's some of the famous quotes of our beloved Miss International!
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“That’s why I’m a success, it’s because I don’t middle in other people’s lives.”
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“Don’t judge my brother; he’s not a book.”
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“I won’t stoop down to my level.”
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“Hello? Bulag ka ba? Bingi ka ba? Are you dep?”
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“Yung STD, baka sa maruming toilet lang niya nakuha yan.”
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“Eh, ikaw ba naman, durugin ang ari mo! Pag di ka naman manutok ng baril.”
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“We are lovers, not fighters.”
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“Kapatid ko pa rin siya. We are one and the same.”
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“I don’t eat meat. I’m not a carnival.”
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“Eto na po ang pinakamaligayang pasko at manigong taon sa inyong lahat.” (During her acceptance speech at a Metro Filmfest awards night where her bioflick, directed by her late father Temyong Marquez, won an award.)
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“Sumasakit ang migraine ko.”
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“Ang tatay ko ang only living legend na buhay!”
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“Period na talaga; wala nang exclamation point.” (When asked on S-Files if her present husband, Adam Lawyer, is her Mr. Right .).
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“Oo nga”, said Melanie,”pero I-English-in ko para maintindihan niya.” Then Melanie looked into the camera and, with the peremptoriness of royalty, she said, “And to you, Mrs Dee, I have two words for you. Ang labo mo!”.
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“Dont worry little angel, big angel is here”.
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“He should be put behind bar”. You can fool me once, you can fool me twice, you can fool me thrice, but you can never fool me four”.
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“Nikki, you’re so galing. You should go to the states. You will sell hotcakes”.
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“They should talk behind the scene… (on Kris and Joey)
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“Hindi ba kayo naawa sa kapatid ko… sa mga kwento nya? Di ba kayo na-PERSUAVE ng mga kwento niya? Hindi si Joey ang tipong mambubugbog ng babae… talaga lang malapit siya sa mga gulo… PRO-ACCIDENT kasi siya eh.”
Boy Abunda: O melanie, paano na ang showbiz career mo ngayong magmo-Mormon ka na?
Melanie: Ah okay lang ‘yon Boy, kasi matagal na rin akong SEMI-RETARDED.
Melanie: Ah okay lang ‘yon Boy, kasi matagal na rin akong SEMI-RETARDED.
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“A man’s success is a woman’s behind.”
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“My husband was born on a silver spoon”
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Ate Luds: Paano ka nag-susurvive sa mga trials mo?
Melanie: Alam mo Ate Ludz, you know, when you are alone, you really have to istep your foot…ah, forward!
Melanie: Alam mo Ate Ludz, you know, when you are alone, you really have to istep your foot…ah, forward!
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“It’s not my problem anymore. It’s their problem anymore.”
Melanie Marquez was accosted by a certain guy from a certain TV network. He shouted, “Hey *****,” upon which Melanie turned around and retorted, “Don’t you ever, ever call me…hey!”
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“I keep my crown in the voltage.”
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“Well, I want to spend my holidays with my family most probably out of place. ”
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“Please watch HIRAM starring Aleck Baldwin (referring to Aleck Bovick) and myself. It’s DIRECTOR by Romy Suzara.” ( While she was in Morning Girls With Kris and Korina)
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“My answers have been prayered.” (After giving birth, and an interview on The Buzz )
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“Hello…Huwag kang tumahol sa sarili mong bakuran noh! You know, huwag kang tumahol like dogs.” (On ex-flame Lito Lapid, in response to being misunderstood )
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