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Thursday, April 29, 2010

infested with the jejemons

Yesterday, as I went to a drugstore to buy something, I heard the DJ's on the radio talking about a certain topic. They seemed to be very happy about it (you could tell because of their boisterous laughter, especially the female DJ) and that made me stop and listen to what they were discussing. 

On  that certain point, while waiting for one of them to say their topic, i suddenly remember the jejemons. How they became so instantly famous! As i had the nasty thought of them, my consciousness went back to the radio as the female DJ laughed so hard and said "...so that's what the jejemons are!". I said to myself, "Wow! Didn't know they we're talking about them, too!"

If ever i was alone on that drugstore, i would laugh to death also about what i heard.

But anyways, this is the reason why i made this entry. I have an image here of the supposedly WIKIPEDIA website for the word "jejemons". But look what happened.




I tried to find out on WIKIPEDIA what "jejemon" really means but to my disappointment, i found it deleted! But anyhow, i didn't stop myself from looking the real meaning of that word -- what it really means from the linguist's point of view - a lexicographer, probably. 

I remember my friend, John Paul on Facebook tagged me something about what a "jejemon" means. I checked my FB once again and there! I found the website he sent me. It's called URBANDICTIONARY.COM. So, instead of giving you the long definition of this nonsense term, i'll give you the distinct characteristics of the jejemonsters.
  1. usually seen around networking sites such as Friendster and Multiply (Multiply? but why?)
  2. individuals with low IQ (hmm, probably...)
  3. trying-hard Filipino gangsters and emos
  4. they can not express themselves in the English language as good as an average person  
  5. they put too much letters and symbols in every word they say even in their god damn NAMES or ALIASES.
  6. a person WhO tyPeZ lYKeS tH1s pfOuh.. whether you are RICH, MIDDLE CLASS or POOR ifpK eU tYpE L1K3 tHiS pfOuh..eU are CONSIDERED AS JEJEMON
 Anyways, if you'd like to see and ATLEAST check the website, you can  go here: urbandictionary.com
That will lead you to the site.

So much for that characteristic-thing of the jejemons. Let's tickle our funny bones by one of  their comrades' suicide note. Take a look.



Now, you tell me if you'd like to finish to read this suicide note. (I might take a suicide also if i did.)


n.b.
jejemons are usually hated or hunted down by Jejebusters or the grammar nazi to eradicate their grammatical ways.

5 comments:

jheng said...

Now there it goes this jejemon thing! Yah...I remember one of my FB friend who usually write words, phrases or sentences in jejemon terms or ways and I really can't figure it out right away. It irritates me....grrrrr

Anonymous said...

nosebleed!

bananaman said...

Dont ever be a jejemon guys! be a jejebuster instead!

Anonymous said...

thanks for the lesson...

bananaman said...

no problemo! keep on reading and subscribe!

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